Business Details
Luxury Hotel & Dining Experience in Beaconsfield & Stadhampton
Crazy Bear is a distinctive hospitality brand offering immersive luxury experiences across two countryside locations in Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire. Our properties combine opulent design with eccentric charm, providing guests with decadent bedrooms, award-winning dining, and bespoke wellness facilities. With a heritage rooted in creating unforgettable moments, we specialise in transforming ordinary occasions into extraordinary celebrations through our curated events and private hire spaces.Our culinary team elevates global cuisine using locally sourced ingredients, while our wellness philosophy integrates fitness, nutrition, and traditional therapies for holistic rejuvenation. Whether seeking romantic retreats, corporate events, or culinary adventures, our properties deliver tailored experiences that defy conventional expectations.
Services
Luxury Hotel Stays
Fine Dining Restaurants
Thai Massage Therapy
Event Venue Hire
Wellness Programs
Gift Vouchers
Private Dining Experiences
Corporate Events
Wedding Celebrations
Membership Access
Highlights and features
- We offer unique dining experiences with Michelin-starred chef Carlo Scotto
- Personalised wellness programs led by award-winning director James Griffiths
- Exclusive event spaces for weddings and corporate hire in historic settings
- Two luxurious countryside locations offering distinct experiences in Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire
- Award-winning Thai cuisine and innovative fine dining options
Services
Luxury Hotel Stays
Our countryside retreats offer opulent bedrooms designed for indulgence, featuring eclectic decor and modern amenities. Guests enjoy immersive experiences blending rock 'n' roll glamour with rural tranquility. Each location provides unique settings for both leisure and special occasions.
Fine Dining Restaurants
Award-winning culinary experiences featuring Michelin-starred chef Carlo Scotto's 14-seat intimate dining concept and authentic Thai cuisine. Menus showcase seasonal British ingredients with international influences, served in atmospheric settings.
Thai Massage Therapy
Authentic Thai massage treatments combining ancient healing techniques with luxury spa experiences. Designed to relieve tension and improve flexibility, these sessions incorporate traditional methods in a contemporary wellness environment.
Event Venue Hire
Exclusive use of historic properties for weddings, corporate events, and private celebrations. Bespoke planning services ensure memorable occasions with tailored menus, entertainment, and atmospheric settings across two distinctive locations.
Wellness Programs
Innovative wellness approach integrating personal training, hormone health, and recovery programs. State-of-the-art gym facilities feature Technogym equipment alongside holistic wellness coaching for tailored transformation journeys.
People
James Griffiths
Wellness Director
Award-winning Wellness Director specialising in strength training, hormone health, and recovery. Leads innovative wellness programs combining fitness science with holistic approaches to deliver tailored health transformations through expert coaching and education.
Questions
What dining options are available at Crazy Bear?
We offer Michelin-starred dining with Carlo Scotto's 14-seat experience, authentic Thai cuisine, modern British restaurants, and seasonal outdoor dining across two locations.
Do you provide wellness services?
Yes, we offer Thai massage therapy, a state-of-the-art gym with personal training, and wellness programs focusing on strength, hormone health, and holistic recovery.
Can I host private events at your venues?
We provide exclusive event spaces for weddings, corporate functions, and private celebrations with bespoke planning services across both our historic properties.
Are gift vouchers available?
Yes, we offer gift vouchers for luxury stays, dining experiences, and wellness packages, perfect for special occasions and celebrations.
What makes Crazy Bear unique?
Our properties combine rock 'n' roll glamour with countryside elegance, offering immersive experiences through distinctive design, award-winning cuisine, and innovative wellness programs.
Reviews (7)
Scott Sibley
Jun 16, 2022
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This hotel is CRAZY. on check in we were given a welcome glass of champagne, the receptionist took us to the suite we had booked, which was a converted barn. Stunning interior a little on the dark side with very low ceilings, that said it was stunning. At the rear of the hotel there is an outside swimming pool, the hotel has various pool parties on during the summer months. The restaurant is also fabulous with excellent food and professional service. Apparently a celebrity hang out.
Malandrajo
May 19, 2022
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It is must if you want to eat very very well. It's not only quality of food and service, it is also taste, amount, variety, quick, glorious clean, space between tables, decoration, toilets (what a gorgeous toilets) and perfect level of music. For that level of comfort the price is high but at least you know it is worth it. Anyway for the price is not massive, just more expensive than the rule. We are just that consumed by any other typical chains of restaurant that it is even weird to find a place as good as this.
Charliee Hooley
May 06, 2022
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Drove here all the way from Nottingham for our honeymoon. We got upgraded to a suite which was lovely, clean and amazed us at how well designed the room was. We always had great service from the staff, very helpful. We had steak which was the best steak we have ever experienced! 13.5% service charge on everything, which was different to us but we didn't mind. Only downside is the breakfast that was included was just cereal, toast and a few bits of fruit, for a full English it was 16.95 I believe, but overall great experience with the room and the staff, made us feel at home, very comfortable and friendly.
Giorgio Pili
Apr 05, 2022
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What a great stay. The place is simply beautiful. Staff is polite, professional and really seem to like working there, which give the stay that feeling of staying at a small family run hotel, which is not! Great cocktails, enjoyed particularly as we were having it seating by the pool. So relaxing. Beautiful room, clean and quiet. Food though could be better. Breakfast was good too. Although not a big choice on the buffet. The cons is the location. If you don't have a car, get ready to live all your time in the hotel.
A. Cookiemonster
Mar 01, 2022
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Amazing decor, could spot easily at night with all the lights. If a busy night I would imagine parking an issue but not a problem the night we went. Food delicious, cocktails yummy. Not the cheapest place to eat but you are definitely paying for quality and service!
Marta Pankowska
Feb 21, 2022
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Very tasty 10 plate share menu, amazing sauces and beautifully presented food. Sharing dessert plate was soooooooo tasty! Nice atmosphere and pleasant staff. Be aware of high service charge! Easy to get to, nice bathrooms, interesting interior design and layout of the tables. Would definitely recommend and go back so Overall great experience
David Callan
Feb 20, 2022
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Lovely location, quirky interior design. Reasonably good service, BUT quality of food provided at our afternoon tea was poor. Scones were obviously microwaved and rock hard. Cakes were ordinary, sandwiches were fresh but the coronation chicken was probably prepackaged and very poor. The afternoon tea was certainly not worth the extravagant cost.
